Dear Grumpy,
I do not like you. Not one little bit. I have TRIED to like you, I really have, since I know that life would be a whole lot easier if we got along, but we just don't. You annoy me.
Looking forward to seeing the back of you, Holly
Dear Inbox,
You will never be empty. Never ever. I could sit with my laptop and delete emails all day long, but I will still never win. There's just too much junk mail!
Worried that she might be drowning, Holly
Dear Other Blogs,
I will never be able to read and comment on all of you. I'm sorry, I just don't have the time! I join link ups and think "I'm going to be all super awesome and visit EVERYBODY else!"...but it never happens.
Apologetically, Holly
Dear Shellac,
You are just as awesome as you were advertised to be, which is rather surprising, really. I love you, even if some people are better at doing you then others.
Love, Holly
Dear Chinese Tea A Parent From Work Gave Me,
You are awesome. I drink you every day. I will be very, very sad when you are empty.
Love, Holly
Dear Icky Cold A Child From Work Gave Me,
You are NOT awesome. I will be very, very happy when you are gone.
Sneezily, Holly
Dear Ann Curry,
I know a lot of people don't like you, but I think you are awesome. I also think THIS was absolutely appalling! Surely it could have been handled better than this. :/
Admiringly, Holly








3 comments:
Your letters are seriously always the best :). I'm sorry you're so busy, but hopefully liking your new job a little more? And just karate chop the cold's ass, that always works for me.
I know exactly what you mean about your email never being empty. It's crazy how many junk emails I get everyday. Maybe I need to stop signing up for things? Haha! I hope you have a great weekend!
I'm the same with blog hops. i want to visit and comment on everyone but just can't find the time! Anyways, I like your blog! Found you from the vwb blog hop!
Post a Comment